ka'hondis
The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're in love with her, she's been setting you up for a long time. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will go to extreme lengths to protect her best friend. She's a girl's girl but will punch your face in if you even think about hurting her.
She DM'd me: 'I will haunt your dreams if you break up with me.'
She threatened to eat my brother's whole closet.
She bit my friend for calling her bsf 'weird.'