ka'hondis
The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been trying to take over your life for a while. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will do whatever it takes to protect her best friend. She's a girl's girl but will punch you in the face if you even think about hurting her.
She told me: 'I will make you cry at my funeral.'
She ate my favorite jacket and cried about it.
She threatened to eat my brother's whole closet.