ka'hondis
The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been messing with your brain for ages. She's very delulu, gets everything she wants, and will die for you or kill you if you cheat. She's a girl's girl but will beat the heck out of anyone who even glances at her wrong.
She told me: 'You're gonna regret this when I'm rich and famous.'
She bit my brother for teasing her bsf.
She ate my favorite shirt and cried about it.