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A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a drunk sailor. She can handle any mess you throw at her and still has time to yell at you for being late.
My mom is a Kaeko. She screamed at me for being 5 minutes late to her birthday party. I got a slap and a side of sushi for dinner.
My boss is a Kaeko. She walked in 10 minutes early and yelled at the whole office for being 5 minutes late.
My girlfriend is a Kaeko. She came to my house 10 minutes early and told me I was 5 minutes late. I had no idea what time it was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who can take the stress of the world and still look good doing it. She’s never late, unless she’s trying to trick you into thinking she’s late.
My Kaeko neighbor came to my house 10 minutes early and said she was running 5 minutes late. I don’t know what she’s trying to pull.
My Kaeko teacher arrived 10 minutes early and told the class she was 5 minutes late. She’s got us all confused.
My Kaeko aunt showed up 10 minutes early and said she was 5 minutes late. She’s been doing this for 30 years.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who looks like a queen but acts like a grumpy pirate. She’s always there, always on time, and always ready to yell at you for being late.
My Kaeko sister showed up 10 minutes early and yelled at me for being 5 minutes late. I think she’s trying to kill me.
My Kaeko cousin showed up 10 minutes early and said she was 5 minutes late. She’s been doing this for years.
My Kaeko friend showed up 10 minutes early and told me I was 5 minutes late. She’s a total pain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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