kaeko
A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who looks like a queen but acts like a grumpy pirate. She’s always there, always on time, and always ready to yell at you for being late.
My Kaeko sister showed up 10 minutes early and yelled at me for being 5 minutes late. I think she’s trying to kill me.
My Kaeko cousin showed up 10 minutes early and said she was 5 minutes late. She’s been doing this for years.
My Kaeko friend showed up 10 minutes early and told me I was 5 minutes late. She’s a total pain.