kaeko
A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who can take the stress of the world and still look good doing it. She’s never late, unless she’s trying to trick you into thinking she’s late.
My Kaeko neighbor came to my house 10 minutes early and said she was running 5 minutes late. I don’t know what she’s trying to pull.
My Kaeko teacher arrived 10 minutes early and told the class she was 5 minutes late. She’s got us all confused.
My Kaeko aunt showed up 10 minutes early and said she was 5 minutes late. She’s been doing this for 30 years.