kaeko
A Kaeko is a Japanese woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a drunk sailor. She can handle any mess you throw at her and still has time to yell at you for being late.
My mom is a Kaeko. She screamed at me for being 5 minutes late to her birthday party. I got a slap and a side of sushi for dinner.
My boss is a Kaeko. She walked in 10 minutes early and yelled at the whole office for being 5 minutes late.
My girlfriend is a Kaeko. She came to my house 10 minutes early and told me I was 5 minutes late. I had no idea what time it was.