Kadort

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A human legend. A walking perv. Can keep a straight face even when his pants are on fire. Speaks like a boss, but his jokes are so bad they make people cry. Scared of bumblebees and hates when waiters take forever to bring the food. Thinks all girls are his groupies.
Kadort walked into a restaurant and asked for a salad. The waiter took 20 minutes. He yelled, 'I’ve seen faster service in a prison!'
He tried to flirt with a waitress and said, 'You’re the best thing since sliced bread, and I’m the knife.'
He saw a bumblebee and screamed like a girl. 'I’m not scared! I’m just giving it a pep talk!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a god. A total perv. Can keep a straight face even when he’s lying about his age. Says things that sound smart but are actually nonsense. Hates when food is bad and bumblebees are near. Thinks all girls are his fans.
Kadort told a waitress, 'This soup is so bad it could give a bumblebee a headache.' She didn’t believe him.
He asked a girl out and said, 'You’re the only one who can make me look good in my pants.'
He tried to talk to a bumblebee and said, 'I’m not scared of you. I’m just giving you a little respect.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he’s perfect. A perv with a face like a brick. Can keep a straight face even when he’s eating a sandwich in a fancy restaurant. Says things that sound important but are just nonsense. Hates when bumblebees buzz around and when food is bad. Thinks all girls are his personal slaves.
Kadort walked into a fancy restaurant and ate a sandwich. He said, 'This is the best restaurant I’ve ever been to. Except when bumblebees are around.'
He asked a girl to dance and said, 'You’re the only one who can make me look good in these pants.'
He screamed at a bumblebee and said, 'I’m not scared of you. I’m just giving you a little respect.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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