Kadort
A human legend. A walking perv. Can keep a straight face even when his pants are on fire. Speaks like a boss, but his jokes are so bad they make people cry. Scared of bumblebees and hates when waiters take forever to bring the food. Thinks all girls are his groupies.
Kadort walked into a restaurant and asked for a salad. The waiter took 20 minutes. He yelled, 'I’ve seen faster service in a prison!'
He tried to flirt with a waitress and said, 'You’re the best thing since sliced bread, and I’m the knife.'
He saw a bumblebee and screamed like a girl. 'I’m not scared! I’m just giving it a pep talk!'