Kadort
A man who thinks he’s a god. A total perv. Can keep a straight face even when he’s lying about his age. Says things that sound smart but are actually nonsense. Hates when food is bad and bumblebees are near. Thinks all girls are his fans.
Kadort told a waitress, 'This soup is so bad it could give a bumblebee a headache.' She didn’t believe him.
He asked a girl out and said, 'You’re the only one who can make me look good in my pants.'
He tried to talk to a bumblebee and said, 'I’m not scared of you. I’m just giving you a little respect.'