Kadort
A man who thinks he’s perfect. A perv with a face like a brick. Can keep a straight face even when he’s eating a sandwich in a fancy restaurant. Says things that sound important but are just nonsense. Hates when bumblebees buzz around and when food is bad. Thinks all girls are his personal slaves.
Kadort walked into a fancy restaurant and ate a sandwich. He said, 'This is the best restaurant I’ve ever been to. Except when bumblebees are around.'
He asked a girl to dance and said, 'You’re the only one who can make me look good in these pants.'
He screamed at a bumblebee and said, 'I’m not scared of you. I’m just giving you a little respect.'