Kachine

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A Kachine is a girl who knows what she wants and won’t take no for an answer. She’s hot, moody, and can make you feel like a total failure if you mess with her. But when she’s happy, she’s the best friend you could ever have. She also rides unicorns in the summer, and that’s not even the weird part.

Hey, why you mad? I just said you looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

You’re my best friend, but I’m still gonna beat you in unicorn racing.

I saw you crying in the corner. Then you smiled at me like I was your last piece of pizza.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kachine is a total boss who knows what she wants and doesn’t care if you’re a complete idiot. She’s got the looks, the mood swings, and the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a loser.

You’re the best friend ever. Now stop crying like you lost your favorite sock.

I don’t know why I love you. You’re annoying and beautiful at the same time.

You ride unicorns? I ride a donkey with a fanny pack.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kachine is a girl who’s got it all, looks, friends, and the power to make you feel like an idiot. She’s emotional, she’s moody, and she loves riding unicorns in the summer. If you’re lucky, she’ll be your friend. If not, you’re stuck with her forever.

You’re my best friend. Now stop being a drama queen.

You ride unicorns and I ride a donkey. That’s not fair.

I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kachine is a total legend who knows what she wants and won’t let anyone mess with her. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She rides unicorns, and if you don’t, you’re a total failure.

You’re my best friend. Now stop acting like you’re the only one who matters.

You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my homework.

I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being perfect.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kachine is the kind of girl who knows what she wants and won’t let you forget it. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a total loser.

You’re my best friend. Now stop being a total drama queen.

You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my pizza.

I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being cool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kachine is a total beast who knows what she wants and won’t let anyone mess with her. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a total failure.

You’re my best friend. Now stop being a drama queen.

You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my homework.

I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being cool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago