Kachine
A Kachine is a total beast who knows what she wants and won’t let anyone mess with her. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a total failure.
You’re my best friend. Now stop being a drama queen.
You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my homework.
I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being cool.