Kachine
A Kachine is a total legend who knows what she wants and won’t let anyone mess with her. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She rides unicorns, and if you don’t, you’re a total failure.
You’re my best friend. Now stop acting like you’re the only one who matters.
You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my homework.
I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being perfect.