Kachine
A Kachine is the kind of girl who knows what she wants and won’t let you forget it. She’s beautiful, moody, and has the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a total loser.
You’re my best friend. Now stop being a total drama queen.
You ride unicorns. I ride a donkey that eats my pizza.
I’m not emotional. I’m just mad at you for being cool.