Ka-derping

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Being so close to Jack you might as well be glued to his ass and he's the only one you talk to in the whole world.

I'm ka-derping right now. Jack is my only friend. My mom is dead to me.

I've been ka-derping since Tuesday. I don't even remember my own name.

Jack is my soulmate. We're ka-derping. My mom is a disgrace.

When you're so obsessed with Jack you would probably eat his face if he gave you the chance.

I'm ka-derping. I would eat Jack's face if he asked me to.

Jack is my favorite person. I'm ka-derping. My brain is broken.

I'm ka-derping so hard I'm starting to smell like Jack's lunch.

When you're so close to Jack you might as well be married to him and he's the only one who matters in your life.

Jack and I are married. I'm ka-derping. My ex is a ghost.

I'm ka-derping. Jack is my husband. My dog is my second favorite person.

I'm so ka-derping I don't even know who I am anymore.

When you're so close to Jack you would probably throw up if he ever left you for someone else.

Jack left me for another girl. I threw up. I'm not ka-derping anymore.

If Jack ever leaves me, I'm gonna die. I'm ka-derping so hard.

I'm ka-derping. If Jack leaves me, I'll eat my own hair.

When you're so close to Jack you might as well be his shadow and he's the only one who matters.

Jack is my shadow. I'm ka-derping. My life is his life.

I follow Jack everywhere. I'm ka-derping. My brain is a mess.

I'm ka-derping so much I don't even know how to breathe without Jack.