Ka-derping - When you're so close to Jack you might as well be married to

When you're so close to Jack you might as well be married to him and he's the only one who matters in your life.

Jack and I are married. I'm ka-derping. My ex is a ghost.

I'm ka-derping. Jack is my husband. My dog is my second favorite person.

I'm so ka-derping I don't even know who I am anymore.