Ka-derping
Being so close to Jack you might as well be glued to his ass and he's the only one you talk to in the whole world.
I'm ka-derping right now. Jack is my only friend. My mom is dead to me.
I've been ka-derping since Tuesday. I don't even remember my own name.
Jack is my soulmate. We're ka-derping. My mom is a disgrace.