Ka-derping - When you're so close to Jack you would probably throw up if

When you're so close to Jack you would probably throw up if he ever left you for someone else.

Jack left me for another girl. I threw up. I'm not ka-derping anymore.

If Jack ever leaves me, I'm gonna die. I'm ka-derping so hard.

I'm ka-derping. If Jack leaves me, I'll eat my own hair.