Jacob Ramsay

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A hot brainy guy who’s good at everything and has 305 girlfriends. He’s so cool and awesome and gets the Nobel Prize for being a sex god.

DM: 'You’re the only guy I’d let take my virginity and my last $20.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is like a Nobel Prize but for looking good and being smart.'

Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends. I’ve got 305 problems.'

A guy who’s super hot and smart and does everything right. He’s got 305 girlfriends and probably stole the Nobel Prize for being so good-looking.

Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends. I’ve got 305 reasons to hate him.'

Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.'

DM: 'He’s got the looks, the brains, and the girlfriends. What do I have? A headache.'

A guy who’s so hot and smart he’s got 305 girlfriends. He’s so cool he should get a Nobel Prize for being the best.

Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is like a Nobel Prize, but with more girlfriends.'

Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends, and I’ve got 305 regrets.'

DM: 'He’s got the brains, the looks, and the girls. I’ve got the mess.'