Jacob Ramsay
A guy who’s so hot and smart he’s got 305 girlfriends. He’s so cool he should get a Nobel Prize for being the best.
Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is like a Nobel Prize, but with more girlfriends.'
Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends, and I’ve got 305 regrets.'
DM: 'He’s got the brains, the looks, and the girls. I’ve got the mess.'