Jacob Ramsay
A guy who’s super hot and smart and does everything right. He’s got 305 girlfriends and probably stole the Nobel Prize for being so good-looking.
Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends. I’ve got 305 reasons to hate him.'
Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.'
DM: 'He’s got the looks, the brains, and the girlfriends. What do I have? A headache.'