Jacob Ramsay
A hot brainy guy who’s good at everything and has 305 girlfriends. He’s so cool and awesome and gets the Nobel Prize for being a sex god.
DM: 'You’re the only guy I’d let take my virginity and my last $20.'
Tweet: 'Jacob Ramsay is like a Nobel Prize but for looking good and being smart.'
Text: 'He’s got 305 girlfriends. I’ve got 305 problems.'
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