Jacob Prittie

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He’s the whole damn package. He treats his girlfriend like she’s the only person on Earth and you’d better not mess with her or he’ll give you the worst headache of your life. He’s sweet, wild, and if he says he loves you, he means it, and you’ll be haunted by him forever.
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. If you ever break my heart, I’ll rip it out and feed it to a goat.’
Text: ‘I’d die for you. Literally. I’d die for you.’
Tweet: ‘My guy is perfect. He’s like a love letter from heaven, but with more swearing.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like the king of love. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a fool. If you’re his girlfriend, he’ll make you feel like the queen of the world, until he forgets your birthday and then he’ll apologize with a pizza and a swear word.
Text: ‘I love you more than pizza. And I love pizza a lot.’
DM: ‘If you ever leave me, I’ll find you and I’ll yell at you in public.’
Tweet: ‘My guy is the best. He’s like my personal love machine. And he’s never wrong.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the guy who’ll do anything for you. He’ll fight for you, he’ll cry for you, and he’ll even send you flowers, if he remembers what day it is. He’s the kind of guy that you’ll miss more than your lunch money.
Text: ‘I’ll fight anyone who ever insults you. Even my mom.’
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. I’d die for you. I’d even die for your mom.’
Tweet: ‘He’s the guy who sends me flowers. Sometimes he sends me bread. Either way, I’m happy.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have, if you don’t make him cry. He’s got the soul of a poet and the temper of a toddler. He’ll say he loves you every day, and then he’ll forget your name.
Text: ‘I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than my mom.’
DM: ‘If you ever leave me, I’ll cry in the street. And I’ll yell at you.’
Tweet: ‘My guy is a poet. He says he loves me every day. Then he forgets my name. It’s annoying, but I love it.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who’ll spend all his money on you, and then he’ll ask you to pay him back with kisses. He’s wild, he’s crazy, and he’ll make you feel like you’re the only person in the world.
Text: ‘I’ll spend all my money on you. And then I’ll ask you to pay me back with kisses.’
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. I’d do anything for you. Even buy you a whole pizza.’
Tweet: ‘He’s wild. He’s crazy. He’s my guy. And he’s my favorite person.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the guy who’ll make you feel like the center of the universe, until he forgets your name and then he’ll yell at you. He’s got the heart of a hero and the brain of a donkey.
Text: ‘I love you more than anything. Even more than my mom.’
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. I’d fight anyone who ever insults you.’
Tweet: ‘He’s my guy. He’s wild. He’s crazy. And he loves me more than anything.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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