Jacob Prittie
He’s like the king of love. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a fool. If you’re his girlfriend, he’ll make you feel like the queen of the world, until he forgets your birthday and then he’ll apologize with a pizza and a swear word.
Text: ‘I love you more than pizza. And I love pizza a lot.’
DM: ‘If you ever leave me, I’ll find you and I’ll yell at you in public.’
Tweet: ‘My guy is the best. He’s like my personal love machine. And he’s never wrong.’