Jacob Prittie
He’s the guy who’ll do anything for you. He’ll fight for you, he’ll cry for you, and he’ll even send you flowers, if he remembers what day it is. He’s the kind of guy that you’ll miss more than your lunch money.
Text: ‘I’ll fight anyone who ever insults you. Even my mom.’
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. I’d die for you. I’d even die for your mom.’
Tweet: ‘He’s the guy who sends me flowers. Sometimes he sends me bread. Either way, I’m happy.’