Jacob Prittie
He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have, if you don’t make him cry. He’s got the soul of a poet and the temper of a toddler. He’ll say he loves you every day, and then he’ll forget your name.
Text: ‘I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than my mom.’
DM: ‘If you ever leave me, I’ll cry in the street. And I’ll yell at you.’
Tweet: ‘My guy is a poet. He says he loves me every day. Then he forgets my name. It’s annoying, but I love it.’