Jacob Pilens

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#hot mom#lazy lover#haircut disaster

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A giant faggot with a hot mom who cuts her hair like she’s giving up on life, dates a girl he never talks to, and is overall the worst kind of faggot.
Jacob: 'I don’t even talk to her.' Mom: 'That’s fine. I’m still hot.'
He texts her once a month and calls it a relationship.
He got his hair cut by his mom and now everyone knows he’s a lost cause.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A giant faggot who has a hot mom, a bad haircut that screams 'I gave up on life,' and a girlfriend who doesn’t even know he exists.
He told his girlfriend he was going to the mall, but he just went to get a bad haircut.
His mom still texts him every day, but his girlfriend hasn’t replied to his last 10 messages.
He tried to impress his girlfriend by showing off his mom’s Instagram, and it backfired.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A giant faggot with a hot mom who cuts her hair like she’s dead, dates a girl he doesn’t talk to, and is the worst faggot ever.
He told his girlfriend he was going to a concert, but he just went to get a haircut.
He texts his mom every day but hasn’t spoken to his girlfriend in months.
His mom said he was going to propose, but he just got a new haircut.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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