Jacob Pilens
A giant faggot who has a hot mom, a bad haircut that screams 'I gave up on life,' and a girlfriend who doesn’t even know he exists.
He told his girlfriend he was going to the mall, but he just went to get a bad haircut.
His mom still texts him every day, but his girlfriend hasn’t replied to his last 10 messages.
He tried to impress his girlfriend by showing off his mom’s Instagram, and it backfired.