Jacob Pilens
A giant faggot with a hot mom who cuts her hair like she’s dead, dates a girl he doesn’t talk to, and is the worst faggot ever.
He told his girlfriend he was going to a concert, but he just went to get a haircut.
He texts his mom every day but hasn’t spoken to his girlfriend in months.
His mom said he was going to propose, but he just got a new haircut.