Jacob Pilens
A giant faggot with a hot mom who cuts her hair like she’s giving up on life, dates a girl he never talks to, and is overall the worst kind of faggot.
Jacob: 'I don’t even talk to her.' Mom: 'That’s fine. I’m still hot.'
He texts her once a month and calls it a relationship.
He got his hair cut by his mom and now everyone knows he’s a lost cause.