Jacob Hatcher

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Jacob Hatcher is a pale, ginger, Mormon math wizard who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world and acts like everyone else is just background noise. He spends his free time learning Japanese or watching videos that make your brain hurt.
Jacob told me I was dumb because I didn't know what a quadratic equation was. I just stared at him like he had two heads.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to sound fancy at church. I don't know why he needs to sound fancy at church.
He watched a Khan Academy video for three hours and still said it was too easy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is the kind of guy who makes your brain feel like it got hit with a hammer. He’s a ginger, a Mormon, and a math genius who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He walked into the room and immediately said, 'I’m smarter than you all. You should just shut up and listen.'
He used the word 'quadratic' in a sentence and I felt like I just failed a test.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to talk to his ancestors. I think he just wanted to sound cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Hatcher is the human version of a calculator. He’s a ginger, a Mormon, and he thinks he’s so smart that he should be worshipped like a god. He watches math videos and learns Japanese just to make people feel stupid.
He said he was learning Japanese so he could talk to his ancestors. I said, 'Why not just talk to them in English? They probably don’t care.'
He walked in and said, 'You all are just background noise.' I didn’t even know what that meant.
He watched a video for an hour and still said it was too easy. I was crying inside.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a pale, ginger, Mormon math nerd who thinks he’s the smartest person in the world and acts like everyone else is just a waste of oxygen. He learns Japanese and watches math videos like they’re the most important things in life.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to sound fancy. I just said, 'You’re already fancy enough.'
He walked in and said, 'You all are just background noise.' I didn’t even know what that meant.
He watched a video for three hours and still said it was too easy. I was crying inside.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Hatcher is a pale, ginger, Mormon math god who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He watches math videos and learns Japanese just to make people feel stupid.
He told me I was dumb because I didn't know what a quadratic equation was. I just stared at him like he had two heads.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to sound fancy at church. I don’t know why he needs to sound fancy at church.
He watched a Khan Academy video for three hours and still said it was too easy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a ginger, pale, Mormon math wizard who thinks he’s the smartest person in the world and acts like everyone else is just a waste of oxygen. He spends his free time learning Japanese or watching videos that make your brain hurt.
He said he learned Japanese so he could talk to his ancestors. I said, 'Why not just talk to them in English? They probably don’t care.'
He walked into the room and immediately said, 'I’m smarter than you all. You should just shut up and listen.'
He watched a video for an hour and still said it was too easy. I was crying inside.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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