Jacob Hatcher
Jacob is a pale, ginger, Mormon math nerd who thinks he’s the smartest person in the world and acts like everyone else is just a waste of oxygen. He learns Japanese and watches math videos like they’re the most important things in life.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to sound fancy. I just said, 'You’re already fancy enough.'
He walked in and said, 'You all are just background noise.' I didn’t even know what that meant.
He watched a video for three hours and still said it was too easy. I was crying inside.