Jacob Hatcher
Jacob is a ginger, pale, Mormon math wizard who thinks he’s the smartest person in the world and acts like everyone else is just a waste of oxygen. He spends his free time learning Japanese or watching videos that make your brain hurt.
He said he learned Japanese so he could talk to his ancestors. I said, 'Why not just talk to them in English? They probably don’t care.'
He walked into the room and immediately said, 'I’m smarter than you all. You should just shut up and listen.'
He watched a video for an hour and still said it was too easy. I was crying inside.