Jackuough

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A human or beast that makes other people’s wieners stand up like they just won the lottery.

My dog is a jackuough. He sees a squirrel and gets hard like a rock.

That guy in the coffee shop is a jackuough. He stares at me like he’s trying to get a raise.

My uncle is a jackuough. He gets a boner every time he sees my aunt.

A person or creature that gives other people boners so big they could knock out a whole football team.

My brother is a jackuough. He walks into a room and everyone gets hard.

That barista is a jackuough. She smiles and I get a boner like I just got paid.

My cat is a jackuough. He looks at me like he wants to take me to the zoo.

A human or animal that makes other people’s dicks go up like a rocket in space.

My teacher is a jackuough. She walks in and I get a boner like I just won the Super Bowl.

That guy on the bus is a jackuough. He looks at me and my boner is so big it could launch a plane.

My neighbor is a jackuough. He winks at me and I get a boner like I just got a million bucks.

A creature or human that makes other people's wieners go up so high they think they're flying.

My dog is a jackuough. He sees a chicken and his boner is so big it could crush a car.

That guy at the gym is a jackuough. He flexes and I get a boner like I just got a new car.

My mom is a jackuough. She looks at me and I get a boner like I just got a promotion.

A human or beast that gives other people boners so strong they could break a brick wall.

My dad is a jackuough. He walks in and I get a boner like I just got a new house.

That guy in the park is a jackuough. He smiles and I get a boner like I just won a million dollars.

My friend is a jackuough. He winks at me and I get a boner like I just got a new phone.

A person or animal that gives other people boners so big they could start a war.

My brother is a jackuough. He looks at me and I get a boner like I just got a new car.

That guy in the office is a jackuough. He walks in and I get a boner like I just got promoted.

My cat is a jackuough. He looks at me like he wants to take me to Mars.