Jackuough
A person or animal that gives other people boners so big they could start a war.
My brother is a jackuough. He looks at me and I get a boner like I just got a new car.
That guy in the office is a jackuough. He walks in and I get a boner like I just got promoted.
My cat is a jackuough. He looks at me like he wants to take me to Mars.