Jackuough
A human or beast that gives other people boners so strong they could break a brick wall.
My dad is a jackuough. He walks in and I get a boner like I just got a new house.
That guy in the park is a jackuough. He smiles and I get a boner like I just won a million dollars.
My friend is a jackuough. He winks at me and I get a boner like I just got a new phone.