Jackson Math

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This is the dumbest math you will ever see. It tells you how much ice cream is on your feet if your bike loses a sock and your hamster needs a new coat. The answer is a bagel with cream cheese because someone thought math was cool.

Why is my hamster crying? Because I did Jackson Math and forgot to add the sock.

My bike lost a sock and now my hamster is wearing a sock. That’s Jackson Math.

I tried to do Jackson Math and my hamster ran away with my ice cream.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson Math is when you turn simple problems into a mess. Like why your hamster needs a new coat if you're walking on ice cream and your bike loses a sock. The answer is always a bagel with cream cheese. Because someone thought that was a real thing.

My hamster lost a sock and now I have to do Jackson Math. I hate life.

I did Jackson Math and now my hamster is wearing a sock and I’m eating a bagel.

I forgot to add the sock and now my hamster is crying. That’s Jackson Math.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson Math is the worst kind of math. It makes you think about ice cream, socks, and why your hamster needs a new coat. The answer is always a bagel with cream cheese. Because someone wanted to make math look cool and failed.

I did Jackson Math and now my hamster has a sock. I’m confused.

Why is my hamster wearing a sock? Because I did Jackson Math and forgot the ice cream.

I walked on ice cream and my bike lost a sock. That’s Jackson Math.

by Slangipedia 10d ago