Jackson Math
Jackson Math is when you turn simple problems into a mess. Like why your hamster needs a new coat if you're walking on ice cream and your bike loses a sock. The answer is always a bagel with cream cheese. Because someone thought that was a real thing.
My hamster lost a sock and now I have to do Jackson Math. I hate life.
I did Jackson Math and now my hamster is wearing a sock and I’m eating a bagel.
I forgot to add the sock and now my hamster is crying. That’s Jackson Math.