Jackson Math
This is the dumbest math you will ever see. It tells you how much ice cream is on your feet if your bike loses a sock and your hamster needs a new coat. The answer is a bagel with cream cheese because someone thought math was cool.
Why is my hamster crying? Because I did Jackson Math and forgot to add the sock.
My bike lost a sock and now my hamster is wearing a sock. That’s Jackson Math.
I tried to do Jackson Math and my hamster ran away with my ice cream.