Jackson Math
Jackson Math is the worst kind of math. It makes you think about ice cream, socks, and why your hamster needs a new coat. The answer is always a bagel with cream cheese. Because someone wanted to make math look cool and failed.
I did Jackson Math and now my hamster has a sock. I’m confused.
Why is my hamster wearing a sock? Because I did Jackson Math and forgot the ice cream.
I walked on ice cream and my bike lost a sock. That’s Jackson Math.