Jackshitter

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A guy who loves to blow his wad while doing his business. Usually named Ketan and smells like regret.

Ketan: 'I'm doing my business and my business is doing me.'

DM: 'Why are you crying? I'm doing my business and it's doing me.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need.'

A human who shits and jacks off at the same time. Like a confused animal with a bad diet.

Text: 'I'm not sleeping. I'm doing my business and my business is doing me.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is like a combo platter of shame and joy.'

DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me.'

A guy who takes a dump and jacks off. Usually named Ketan and sounds like a broken toilet.

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I smell like a broken toilet.'

Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm named Ketan.'

DM: 'I'm not doing my business. I'm doing my business and it's doing me.'

A person who shits and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and makes a mess.

Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I made a mess.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I made a mess.'

DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I made a mess.'

A guy who loves to take a dump and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and is a human disaster.

Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm a human disaster.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I'm a human disaster.'

DM: 'Why are you crying? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm a human disaster.'

A guy who shits and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and sounds like a broken toilet.

Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I sound like a broken toilet.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I sound like a broken toilet.'

DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I sound like a broken toilet.'