Jackshitter
A guy who loves to take a dump and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and is a human disaster.
Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm a human disaster.'
Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I'm a human disaster.'
DM: 'Why are you crying? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm a human disaster.'