Jackshitter - A human who shits and jacks off at the same time. Like a con

A human who shits and jacks off at the same time. Like a confused animal with a bad diet.

Text: 'I'm not sleeping. I'm doing my business and my business is doing me.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is like a combo platter of shame and joy.'

DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me.'