Jackshitter
A guy who takes a dump and jacks off. Usually named Ketan and sounds like a broken toilet.
Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I smell like a broken toilet.'
Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I'm named Ketan.'
DM: 'I'm not doing my business. I'm doing my business and it's doing me.'