Jacks Hot Dad

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A man so fat and hot he could make a salad look jealous and own a company that makes your phone cry

My ex said Jacks Hot Dad is like a burger with extra cheese and a side of regret.

I tried to message Jacks Hot Dad, but my phone overheated and exploded.

My mom said Jacks Hot Dad is the reason why my dad left her for a toaster.

A man who looks like a pizza that failed at life but somehow still owns a tech company and makes your face blush

I saw Jacks Hot Dad at the mall and my face turned red faster than my cousin’s during a math test.

My friend tried to ask Jacks Hot Dad out, but he just stared at him like he was a bad investment.

Jacks Hot Dad walked past me, and my phone started vibrating from jealousy.

A man so hot and fat he could run a tech company and make a gym shut down from shame

I tried to flirt with Jacks Hot Dad, and my friend laughed so hard he got a cramp.

My dog saw Jacks Hot Dad and started licking the floor like it was a royalty.

Jacks Hot Dad walked into a room, and the air turned hot, like my mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.