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A man so fat and hot he could make a salad look jealous and own a company that makes your phone cry

My ex said Jacks Hot Dad is like a burger with extra cheese and a side of regret.

I tried to message Jacks Hot Dad, but my phone overheated and exploded.

My mom said Jacks Hot Dad is the reason why my dad left her for a toaster.