Jacks Hot Dad
A man who looks like a pizza that failed at life but somehow still owns a tech company and makes your face blush
I saw Jacks Hot Dad at the mall and my face turned red faster than my cousin’s during a math test.
My friend tried to ask Jacks Hot Dad out, but he just stared at him like he was a bad investment.
Jacks Hot Dad walked past me, and my phone started vibrating from jealousy.