Jacks Hot Dad - A man so hot and fat he could run a tech company and make a

A man so hot and fat he could run a tech company and make a gym shut down from shame

I tried to flirt with Jacks Hot Dad, and my friend laughed so hard he got a cramp.

My dog saw Jacks Hot Dad and started licking the floor like it was a royalty.

Jacks Hot Dad walked into a room, and the air turned hot, like my mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.