Jackhammer soak

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When a guy shoves his junk in a girl and just sits there like a soggy noodle, then some other guy jumps on the bed like a madman to shake things up. Still not sex. Still virgins. Still stupid.

My cousin did this for 3 hours and still said he didn't lose his virginity. I don't believe him.

Jackhammer soak? That's just me and my friend trying to make my sister feel special. She didn't even get a thank you.

At the sleepover, I did a jackhammer soak and my neighbor’s dog got scared and ran away.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy shoves his thing in a girl, sits there like a potato, and then some other guy jumps on the bed like he's trying to break the bed. Still not sex. Still a virgin. Still a fool.

I tried to do a jackhammer soak and my bed broke. My mom was not happy.

My brother did a jackhammer soak and my sister screamed like a banshee.

Jackhammer soak is my favorite way to ruin my dad's bed every weekend.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a guy clogs up a girl like a toilet and then another guy jumps on the bed like he's trying to kill the guy. Still not sex. Still a virgin. Still the dumbest thing ever.

I did a jackhammer soak and my friend laughed so hard he peed on the floor.

My cousin and I did a jackhammer soak and my uncle walked in and got confused.

Jackhammer soak is how I lost my virginity and still kept it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago